Spike Bike's Christmas - a Jingle Bells parody : Speakers & Interviews

Parody of Jingle Bells - sung for Bikeforum.net's "Christmas Caroling Competition of Foo."

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Lyrics:

Riding through the snow
On a studded mountain bike
O'er the roads we go
VC'ing all the way
Cop car sirens blare
Making spirits bright
As he spins right out of any control
When telling you to "MOVE RIGHT!"

Oh, derailer gears, Campy brakes
Shifting all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a deserted two-lane road, HEY!
Derailer gears, canti brakes
Shifting all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a deserted two-lane road.

A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And soon a LEO
Was pulling up my side
The road was dark and slick
Misfortune seemed my lot
He got into a drifted bank
And missed his only shot

Oh, derailer gears, canti brakes
Shifting all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a deserted two-lane road, HEY!
Derailer gears, canti brakes
Shifting all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
On a deserted two-lane road.

Oh, derailer gears, Campy brakes
Shifting all the way
Alas, here's another squad
That's aiming pepper spray, HEY!
Derailer gears, Campy brakes
Shifting all the way
What a rotten shame, they all spun out,
And missed their Spike Bike prey!
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Enjoy!

-Kurt